What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
15.06.2025 12:21
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Minds and Behinds
Then came..
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
Hysterias & Posteriors
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
No go.
Just Forget it!
Why did the UK Supreme Court rule that transgender women are not women?
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is it true that most women like alpha males?
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Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
share office space ...
Why don't people like Nickelback?
Everyone loved it.
No way
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
They put up a sign reading
Catatonics & High Colonics
Unacceptable again!
So, the docs changed it to read
Next, they tried...
Why does my mother care about my sister more than me?
Still no good
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
What is the central theme of the entire Bible in one word (if possible)?